NOTE:
Folks, if you find YOUR description here, then maybe you'll change
your ways, but PLEASE don't take it personally. Keep on smiling!
What are NASTIES and what should be done to/for/about/with them?
NASTIES
park in NO PARKING zones or illegally in handicapped
parking spaces.
NASTIES
carry on loud conversations while the movie is running.
NASTIES
smoke aggressively and dare you to complain.
NASTIES
empty their ashtrays on the ground in parking lots, at
traffic signals, at roadside rest areas.
NASTIES
pull out in front of you, make you brake, then drive half
a block and turn into their driveway... without a signal
at any time.
NASTIES
use their cars to express their ignorance and lack
of responsibility.
NASTIES
don't wait their turn at 4-way stop signs or cheat by following
the car in front of them when it drives through the intersection...
NASTIES
have several phrases missing from their vocabularies:
Please, Thank You, and You're Welcome...for examples.
NASTIES
park their new car in more than one space.
NASTIES
park in that end space that is not meant to be parked
in at the grocery store parking lot or in the mall.
NASTIES
tell you ALL their troubles, intestinal performances
and failures, and prejudices... even if you don't ask.
NASTIES
invite their pets to use your yard as a toilet and
then don't clean it up.
NASTIES
don't clean up after their pets on the playground,
trail, or picnic area.
NASTIES
try to jump the line at the license bureau, at the bank,
at the postoffice, movies, or... anywhere there's a line.
NASTIES
cut you off in traffic then you see their bumper sticker says
"Honk If You Love Jesus". They drive all kinds of vehicles.
NASTIES
misbehave in traffic and then you see their bumper
sticker says "I'm the parent of an Honor Student".
NASTIES
leave garbage, trash, and litter wherever they go.
NASTIES
drive away, or walk away, leaving their campfire burning.
NASTIES
use food stamps to pay for junk food, then sell
it to buy beer and cigarettes.
NASTIES
blow their noses with their fingers and wipe their
fingers on their sleeves.
NASTIES
pick their noses and eat it.
NASTIES
emit gas and laugh.
NASTIES
belch and laugh.
NASTIES
stomp on wildflowers.
NASTIES
can always justify their actions...they are
right and the world is wrong.
NASTIES
mistreat their pets, their children, their spouses,
their older relatives, and YOU if you allow it.
NASTIES
accept and enjoy all kinds government handouts
and then "bad-mouth" the source.
NASTIES
think recycling and conservation of natural resources
is only for "tree huggers" and "owl lovers".
NASTIES
blame everyone and everything (except themselves)
for their problems.
NASTIES
leave their cars idling while having conversations
with other NASTIES who also leave their cars idling...
Hey! If you have identified any NASTIES of your own, please
describe them and I'll add them to the list. Thanks.
Pagetender
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